Happy Birthday Chuck Norris

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Happy Birthday Chuck Norris

Published on March 10, 2010 with No Comments


Today is Chuck Norris’ Birthday

In honor of it, we bring you Chuck Norris FACTS:

  • Chuck Norris has never won an academy award for acting … because he’s not acting.
  • The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.  Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
  • Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
  • When Chuck Norris falls into the water, he doesn’t get wet.  The water get’s Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
  • It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.
  • Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out … then round house kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
  • Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.

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